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How I Became a Pussy Crushing Master

January 16th, 2010 Greg No comments

Hey out there, and for anyone new to my site, welcome to Great Pick Up Lines.

Yes the name might imply that this site is all about great pick up lines… but it’s so much MORE than that. I’ll show you where you can find out a whole new way to pick up women… to talk to women with confidence… how to know what to say to them and how to know what they’re thinking, and so on.

Click here if you want to find out how I went from the typical shy guy who couldn’t get a woman for the life of him, to a certified pussy-crushing master.

So yes… my name’s Greg, and like I just said I was your typical quiet shy guy. I was tortured by all the beautiful women I’d see every day… in the coffee shop I went to… at the movie theatre… in bars and clubs… and how I had NO CLUE how to approach ANY of them… and how if I did ever approach them I’d get shot down because I was so shy and nervous. I eventually just gave up… wanting desperately to have a date with one of them… but so unable.

What I tried next was using pick up lines for guys. I tried funny pick up lines… I tried cheesy pick up lines… I tried romantic pick up lines… I tried them all! Well let me tell you something man… they don’t work! It doesn’t matter how good the pick up line is… you need MORE than just a line. What was interesting too was I’d usually just get laughed at. Girls don’t want to hear some cheesy pick up line… they think it’s ridiculous. They want a confident guy who knows what to say.

My funny pick up lines did get some attention sometimes, but guess what… after I used the pick up line I had no idea what to say next! I needed something more, because I was still being left in the dust… no closer to getting a beautiful woman than I was before.

Things soon changed for me though, when I stumbled across a site about how to get women, WRITTEN BY A WOMAN… someone who knew something about the subject, hehe. I instantaly studied everything that was one this website… this was incredible stuff… I could tell before I even went out to try it out. When I finally DID go to try it out the results were incredible… I couldn’t believe how well this stuff worked… I was talking and getting women WAY out of my league.

Click here if you want to find out how I went from the typical shy guy who couldn’t get a woman for the life of him, to a certified pussy-crushing master.

I now crush pussy with ease. If just want a one night stand, I know how to approach a woman to get one. If I want something more serious, I know how to get that too.

Let’s be honest here, I’m an ok looking guy, but I’m nothing special… I know that… but I get women WAY out of my league. They just eat up everything I have to say, because I’m confident in my approach, and I now know how to intrigue them and I know to say what they want to hear based on how they’re acting.

This site taught me how to overcome my shyness… it taught me the best places to find great dates… the best places to take those dates next time you go out… it taught me the best conversation starters (SO much better than a cheesy pick up line)… and so on.

So that does it for Great Pick Up Lines Site… hope you enjoyed it!

Click here if you want to find out how I went from the typical shy guy who couldn’t get a woman for the life of him, to a certified pussy-crushing master.

MORE Than Just Great Pick Up Lines

January 15th, 2010 Greg No comments

Alright… next Great Pickup Lines post coming right up.

So I’m not really gonna go through my whole story over the next little while… after trying out more ridiculous pick up lines and other stuff I tried to pick up women.

What I will get into though is what I learned. What I learned is that it takes more than a damn pick up line to get women! It doesn’t matter how funny it is, or how sweet it is. The fact is actually that most women dislike pick up lines because they’re so cheesy and you’re not being yourself.

What women DO like is CONFIDENCE. Ask just about any woman what attracts her to a man, and I guarantee 99.9% of women will say confidence. I’m not talking about being a cocky or arrogant jerk… just being confident in who you are and what you say. Sure there are a small bunch of women who actually do like that cocky jerk, but most don’t.

I know what you may be thinking… it’s not exactly easy to be confident when you approach that smoking hot woman you’ve been looking at over night. I’ve been in those shoes though… I know what it’s like to be that guy… and YES it IS possible. There ARE ways to overcome your shyness… to know what this smoking hot girl is thinking… AND to know what to say to her… and funny pick up lines aren’t going to tell you how to do that!

After trying many cute pick up lines… many hilarious pickup lines… cheesy pick up lines… I learned my lesson. Most of the time they just get you nowhere… they suck.

What I learned instead where conversation starters. A girl will much more appreciate what you have to say if you pique her interest with some great conversation, and not just look like some boob with a cheesy pick up line. You can learn how to catch her interest… how to keep her interest… the best places to take her on a date… how to get casual sex (I liked that one, hehe)… and so on. There’s so much great stuff out there that the average guy doesn’t know… and it will get you way farther than funny pick up lines.

Anyway, that’s all I really wanted to say for today. In my next post I’ll cover exactly where I learned all my incredible techniques, and how they allow me to crush pussy with the best of them… essentially whenever I want, with almost any girl I want.