Great Pick Up Lines

Alright… next Great Pickup Lines post coming right up.

So I’m not really gonna go through my whole story over the next little while… after trying out more ridiculous pick up lines and other stuff I tried to pick up women.

What I will get into though is what I learned. What I learned is that it takes more than a damn pick up line to get women! It doesn’t matter how funny it is, or how sweet it is. The fact is actually that most women dislike pick up lines because they’re so cheesy and you’re not being yourself.

What women DO like is CONFIDENCE. Ask just about any woman what attracts her to a man, and I guarantee 99.9% of women will say confidence. I’m not talking about being a cocky or arrogant jerk… just being confident in who you are and what you say. Sure there are a small bunch of women who actually do like that cocky jerk, but most don’t.

I know what you may be thinking… it’s not exactly easy to be confident when you approach that smoking hot woman you’ve been looking at over night. I’ve been in those shoes though… I know what it’s like to be that guy… and YES it IS possible. There ARE ways to overcome your shyness… to know what this smoking hot girl is thinking… AND to know what to say to her… and funny pick up lines aren’t going to tell you how to do that!

After trying many cute pick up lines… many hilarious pickup lines… cheesy pick up lines… I learned my lesson. Most of the time they just get you nowhere… they suck.

What I learned instead where conversation starters. A girl will much more appreciate what you have to say if you pique her interest with some great conversation, and not just look like some boob with a cheesy pick up line. You can learn how to catch her interest… how to keep her interest… the best places to take her on a date… how to get casual sex (I liked that one, hehe)… and so on. There’s so much great stuff out there that the average guy doesn’t know… and it will get you way farther than funny pick up lines.

Anyway, that’s all I really wanted to say for today. In my next post I’ll cover exactly where I learned all my incredible techniques, and how they allow me to crush pussy with the best of them… essentially whenever I want, with almost any girl I want.

Hey there guys… have you come here looking for great pick up lines?

Well you’re not only going to get that, but you’re going to learn about whole new ways to attract and seduce women… how to improve your confidence around women… what to say… what not to say… and so on. Sure great pick up lines are always good, but if you want to do well with women you need more than just cute pick up lines.

Personally I’ve always been a bit of a shy guy, and had NO idea how to pick up women in the past. I wasn’t particularly confident… and that’s one thing you need to pick up a woman… CONFIDENCE… I don’t think anyone would disagree with that. I’d just get so incredibly nervous though and I wouldn’t know what to say.

Like I said I’ve always been a bit of a shy guy, and so I’ve always basically just waited for women to approach me. I’m a decent looking guy, but guess what… it simply doesn’t happen all that often, hehe. It’s unfortunate, but that’s how things tend to work in our society… that’s how we’re brought up. Guys should be the ones to ask girls out… and that’s what women wait for and expect most of the time.

Regardless, I have gotten lucky in the past and had some incredible girlfriends, but I’ve had massive dry spells of years (yes YEARS) of not going out with any women. My god let me tell you, you get horny when you don’t have sex for years at a time.

I could simply never think of what to say to some cute random girl that I wanted to approach. “Hi how are you?”… ok… great… what comes next. Anyhow, during one of my massive sexless dry-spells is when I started to search for a better way to pick up women… so I started searching for great pick up lines. Well I found a couple decent websites and books with romantic pick up lines… cheesy pick up lines… hilarious pick up lines… and some with flat out bad pick up lines.

I read through the books and the websites, and thought I’d have a go with some of my pick up lines. Ok great… now where do I go to USE these pick up lines? Well that was problem one. I tried the first thing that came into my brain, and that was to go to a random bar and try to pick up some girls. I went out with some buddies to a club… and man was I nervous… I was way out of my comfort zone… picking up random girls is not something I had ever tried to do in the past.

Regardless, I had to try something. I was chatting and drinking with my buddies, and we were scoping out the girls. My god do girls dress to kill these days… I think they just like to tease us guys by wearing what they do. I got a little stiffy actually and had to distract myself for a while to calm down. Ok I was good… and my friends and I spotted a cute little girl, so I thought I’d try my pick up line. I something from a book which claimed it had hilarious pick up lines. Making a girl laugh is never a bad thing… so I went in for the kill.

This cute girl gave me this look like I was the weirdest person on the planet. I left… my ears as red as apples, and walked back to my friends. I later saw the girl chatting with her friends, pointing over at me, and laughing.

Attempt number two… another slightly less cute girl (thought I’d have a better chance, hehe)… this time I tried one of the cheesy pick up lines I’d read. Didn’t work… shot down instantly. Well that was it for that night. Being shy and nervous to start with I lost my confidence fast and relegated myself to getting hammered with my friends for the rest of the night.

Sorry guys I’m gonna have to cut it off here for now… but be sure to bookmark me. Tons of great stuff to come including much more than just great pick up lines. You’ll become a seduction artist with what I have to tell you. Ok, I’m off to bed for now!