Great Pick Up Lines

Alrighty… so I left you off last time after my couple pathetic attempts at the bar using some “great” pick up lines I had tried out.

I figured that bar might not have been the best place to go as girls get hit on at the bar constantly and sometimes just want to forget about all the guys around them and have some fun and dance and all that. So next I thought maybe I’d try some of my great pick up lines on girls in my college classes… I wasn’t really sure where else to go to pick up girls anyway.

I grabbed my pick up lines for guys book… chose what I thought was a cute pick up line, and went up to a girl I had been staring at all year and wanted to talk to and tried the line out. She looked kind of confused… I told her I was just kidding and left… FUCK. Now I had to deal with the embarrassment of her chatting to other people in the class about what I’d done for the rest of the year. You know I was really starting to get pissed at all these books and websites that promised me success with these great pick up lines… these were fucking bullshit.

I didn’t quite give up at that point… I tried some more funny pick up lines at various locations… and guess what… some girls actually laughed and were impressed (most weren’t but some did)… but the thing with that was, after my original pick up line I had nothing else of interest to say, and the conversation soon became stale. I needed a whole new approach to this stuff… so I went on a search… a search to find a BETTER way to pick up girls. Wait for next week’s great pick up lines post to see what happened.