Great Pick Up Lines

Hey out there, and for anyone new to my site, welcome to Great Pick Up Lines.

Yes the name might imply that this site is all about great pick up lines… but it’s so much MORE than that. I’ll show you where you can find out a whole new way to pick up women… to talk to women with confidence… how to know what to say to them and how to know what they’re thinking, and so on.

Click here if you want to find out how I went from the typical shy guy who couldn’t get a woman for the life of him, to a certified pussy-crushing master.

So yes… my name’s Greg, and like I just said I was your typical quiet shy guy. I was tortured by all the beautiful women I’d see every day… in the coffee shop I went to… at the movie theatre… in bars and clubs… and how I had NO CLUE how to approach ANY of them… and how if I did ever approach them I’d get shot down because I was so shy and nervous. I eventually just gave up… wanting desperately to have a date with one of them… but so unable.

What I tried next was using pick up lines for guys. I tried funny pick up lines… I tried cheesy pick up lines… I tried romantic pick up lines… I tried them all! Well let me tell you something man… they don’t work! It doesn’t matter how good the pick up line is… you need MORE than just a line. What was interesting too was I’d usually just get laughed at. Girls don’t want to hear some cheesy pick up line… they think it’s ridiculous. They want a confident guy who knows what to say.

My funny pick up lines did get some attention sometimes, but guess what… after I used the pick up line I had no idea what to say next! I needed something more, because I was still being left in the dust… no closer to getting a beautiful woman than I was before.

Things soon changed for me though, when I stumbled across a site about how to get women, WRITTEN BY A WOMAN… someone who knew something about the subject, hehe. I instantaly studied everything that was one this website… this was incredible stuff… I could tell before I even went out to try it out. When I finally DID go to try it out the results were incredible… I couldn’t believe how well this stuff worked… I was talking and getting women WAY out of my league.

Click here if you want to find out how I went from the typical shy guy who couldn’t get a woman for the life of him, to a certified pussy-crushing master.

I now crush pussy with ease. If just want a one night stand, I know how to approach a woman to get one. If I want something more serious, I know how to get that too.

Let’s be honest here, I’m an ok looking guy, but I’m nothing special… I know that… but I get women WAY out of my league. They just eat up everything I have to say, because I’m confident in my approach, and I now know how to intrigue them and I know to say what they want to hear based on how they’re acting.

This site taught me how to overcome my shyness… it taught me the best places to find great dates… the best places to take those dates next time you go out… it taught me the best conversation starters (SO much better than a cheesy pick up line)… and so on.

So that does it for Great Pick Up Lines Site… hope you enjoyed it!

Click here if you want to find out how I went from the typical shy guy who couldn’t get a woman for the life of him, to a certified pussy-crushing master.

Alright… next Great Pickup Lines post coming right up.

So I’m not really gonna go through my whole story over the next little while… after trying out more ridiculous pick up lines and other stuff I tried to pick up women.

What I will get into though is what I learned. What I learned is that it takes more than a damn pick up line to get women! It doesn’t matter how funny it is, or how sweet it is. The fact is actually that most women dislike pick up lines because they’re so cheesy and you’re not being yourself.

What women DO like is CONFIDENCE. Ask just about any woman what attracts her to a man, and I guarantee 99.9% of women will say confidence. I’m not talking about being a cocky or arrogant jerk… just being confident in who you are and what you say. Sure there are a small bunch of women who actually do like that cocky jerk, but most don’t.

I know what you may be thinking… it’s not exactly easy to be confident when you approach that smoking hot woman you’ve been looking at over night. I’ve been in those shoes though… I know what it’s like to be that guy… and YES it IS possible. There ARE ways to overcome your shyness… to know what this smoking hot girl is thinking… AND to know what to say to her… and funny pick up lines aren’t going to tell you how to do that!

After trying many cute pick up lines… many hilarious pickup lines… cheesy pick up lines… I learned my lesson. Most of the time they just get you nowhere… they suck.

What I learned instead where conversation starters. A girl will much more appreciate what you have to say if you pique her interest with some great conversation, and not just look like some boob with a cheesy pick up line. You can learn how to catch her interest… how to keep her interest… the best places to take her on a date… how to get casual sex (I liked that one, hehe)… and so on. There’s so much great stuff out there that the average guy doesn’t know… and it will get you way farther than funny pick up lines.

Anyway, that’s all I really wanted to say for today. In my next post I’ll cover exactly where I learned all my incredible techniques, and how they allow me to crush pussy with the best of them… essentially whenever I want, with almost any girl I want.

Alrighty… so I left you off last time after my couple pathetic attempts at the bar using some “great” pick up lines I had tried out.

I figured that bar might not have been the best place to go as girls get hit on at the bar constantly and sometimes just want to forget about all the guys around them and have some fun and dance and all that. So next I thought maybe I’d try some of my great pick up lines on girls in my college classes… I wasn’t really sure where else to go to pick up girls anyway.

I grabbed my pick up lines for guys book… chose what I thought was a cute pick up line, and went up to a girl I had been staring at all year and wanted to talk to and tried the line out. She looked kind of confused… I told her I was just kidding and left… FUCK. Now I had to deal with the embarrassment of her chatting to other people in the class about what I’d done for the rest of the year. You know I was really starting to get pissed at all these books and websites that promised me success with these great pick up lines… these were fucking bullshit.

I didn’t quite give up at that point… I tried some more funny pick up lines at various locations… and guess what… some girls actually laughed and were impressed (most weren’t but some did)… but the thing with that was, after my original pick up line I had nothing else of interest to say, and the conversation soon became stale. I needed a whole new approach to this stuff… so I went on a search… a search to find a BETTER way to pick up girls. Wait for next week’s great pick up lines post to see what happened.

Hey there guys… have you come here looking for great pick up lines?

Well you’re not only going to get that, but you’re going to learn about whole new ways to attract and seduce women… how to improve your confidence around women… what to say… what not to say… and so on. Sure great pick up lines are always good, but if you want to do well with women you need more than just cute pick up lines.

Personally I’ve always been a bit of a shy guy, and had NO idea how to pick up women in the past. I wasn’t particularly confident… and that’s one thing you need to pick up a woman… CONFIDENCE… I don’t think anyone would disagree with that. I’d just get so incredibly nervous though and I wouldn’t know what to say.

Like I said I’ve always been a bit of a shy guy, and so I’ve always basically just waited for women to approach me. I’m a decent looking guy, but guess what… it simply doesn’t happen all that often, hehe. It’s unfortunate, but that’s how things tend to work in our society… that’s how we’re brought up. Guys should be the ones to ask girls out… and that’s what women wait for and expect most of the time.

Regardless, I have gotten lucky in the past and had some incredible girlfriends, but I’ve had massive dry spells of years (yes YEARS) of not going out with any women. My god let me tell you, you get horny when you don’t have sex for years at a time.

I could simply never think of what to say to some cute random girl that I wanted to approach. “Hi how are you?”… ok… great… what comes next. Anyhow, during one of my massive sexless dry-spells is when I started to search for a better way to pick up women… so I started searching for great pick up lines. Well I found a couple decent websites and books with romantic pick up lines… cheesy pick up lines… hilarious pick up lines… and some with flat out bad pick up lines.

I read through the books and the websites, and thought I’d have a go with some of my pick up lines. Ok great… now where do I go to USE these pick up lines? Well that was problem one. I tried the first thing that came into my brain, and that was to go to a random bar and try to pick up some girls. I went out with some buddies to a club… and man was I nervous… I was way out of my comfort zone… picking up random girls is not something I had ever tried to do in the past.

Regardless, I had to try something. I was chatting and drinking with my buddies, and we were scoping out the girls. My god do girls dress to kill these days… I think they just like to tease us guys by wearing what they do. I got a little stiffy actually and had to distract myself for a while to calm down. Ok I was good… and my friends and I spotted a cute little girl, so I thought I’d try my pick up line. I something from a book which claimed it had hilarious pick up lines. Making a girl laugh is never a bad thing… so I went in for the kill.

This cute girl gave me this look like I was the weirdest person on the planet. I left… my ears as red as apples, and walked back to my friends. I later saw the girl chatting with her friends, pointing over at me, and laughing.

Attempt number two… another slightly less cute girl (thought I’d have a better chance, hehe)… this time I tried one of the cheesy pick up lines I’d read. Didn’t work… shot down instantly. Well that was it for that night. Being shy and nervous to start with I lost my confidence fast and relegated myself to getting hammered with my friends for the rest of the night.

Sorry guys I’m gonna have to cut it off here for now… but be sure to bookmark me. Tons of great stuff to come including much more than just great pick up lines. You’ll become a seduction artist with what I have to tell you. Ok, I’m off to bed for now!